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Rate the Gayness of my Medicine Cabinet!

On a scale of 1 (dude) to 10 (fierce).

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cpratt From: [info]cpratt Date: March 13th, 2008 01:40 am (UTC) (Link)
If the Comme des Garçons 2 MAN is behind a bottle, 10. If the Gucci pour homme is behind a bottle, 9. If the Polo is behind another bottle, 11 (+1 for old school gay).

If there's no cologne anywhere (just cleansers and Zoloft), then FAIL.
johnecampos From: [info]johnecampos Date: March 13th, 2008 04:23 am (UTC) (Link)
I've been fragrance free for about eight years; but I do have then in a bin in my closet. Do I get any extra credit for keeping the old school Polo (and Grey Flannel and Halston 101)??!

Haha, I was wondering who'd spot the Zoloft first!

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cpratt From: [info]cpratt Date: March 13th, 2008 04:50 am (UTC) (Link)
Grey Flannel? You're a man after my own heart, John!
johnecampos From: [info]johnecampos Date: March 13th, 2008 04:52 am (UTC) (Link)
You need to post pictures of your lovely new house since you've moved in. I know you've mixed it up some!!

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alexjon From: [info]alexjon Date: March 13th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC) (Link)
-3

Dude, you have MUSTACHE WAX.
johnecampos From: [info]johnecampos Date: March 13th, 2008 04:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Negative three??!! But I have an entire shelf of hair and beard products!!
alexjon From: [info]alexjon Date: March 13th, 2008 04:27 am (UTC) (Link)
You could be sucking the reincarnated cock of Liberace while getting fisted by the ghost Paul Lynde and you'd still be way more manly than you think you are!

MUS. TACHE. WAX.
johnecampos From: [info]johnecampos Date: March 13th, 2008 04:51 am (UTC) (Link)
But what I actually did was suck "...the reincarnated cock of Liberace while getting fisted by the ghost Paul Lynde..." while giving a hand jobs to Charles Nelson-Riley and Grampa Walton.
alexjon From: [info]alexjon Date: March 13th, 2008 04:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh god, if that was in the Marshall Fields bathroom with Lily Tomlin on lookout, that is officially the gayest 70s non-anecdote EVER.
johnecampos From: [info]johnecampos Date: March 13th, 2008 04:54 am (UTC) (Link)
J.C. Penny's with Ruth Gordon on lookout.
alexjon From: [info]alexjon Date: March 13th, 2008 04:58 am (UTC) (Link)
But only at JC Penney because Charles Nelson-Riley was 86'd from the Continental and this was the closest thing he could get to on such short notice.
johnecampos From: [info]johnecampos Date: March 13th, 2008 05:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Did I mention that Rita Moreno was also there singing, "Everything's Coming Up Roses," on repeat, over and over?
alexjon From: [info]alexjon Date: March 13th, 2008 05:50 am (UTC) (Link)
Why wasn't I alive in the 70s?

WHYYYYYYYYYYY?! :(
johnecampos From: [info]johnecampos Date: March 13th, 2008 05:58 am (UTC) (Link)
The seventies was the best decade ever. Especially for movies and music.

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alexjon From: [info]alexjon Date: March 13th, 2008 05:59 am (UTC) (Link)
I will only have my dreams of the 70s. And the movie Cruising.
johnecampos From: [info]johnecampos Date: March 13th, 2008 06:33 am (UTC) (Link)
"Who's here? I'm Here."

"Lips or hips?"
ciddyguy From: [info]ciddyguy Date: March 13th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC) (Link)
First off, it's awfully neat and tidy looking. :-)

Secondly, from what I can see, it looks like you have plenty of skin care type stuffs go go for days. :-)

Um, an 9?
scotyshoes From: [info]scotyshoes Date: March 13th, 2008 05:30 am (UTC) (Link)
I believe you get a 8.5 for fabulous. It would have been a little more on the metrosexual 6 or 7 side from what I could see, but the Origins put you over the top.
johnecampos From: [info]johnecampos Date: March 13th, 2008 05:45 am (UTC) (Link)
Official product count leaders: Kiehl's - 9, Origins - 4, Bumble & Bumble - 3.
krispybear From: [info]krispybear Date: March 13th, 2008 10:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Dude, I am with [info]alexjon, you have MUSTACHE WAX. When have you EVER had a mustache long enough to have MUSTACHE WAX?
johnecampos From: [info]johnecampos Date: March 13th, 2008 07:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's something new. Where are you now, SF, London???
krispybear From: [info]krispybear Date: March 14th, 2008 12:42 am (UTC) (Link)
It's something new? Well then, where are the pictures??! I had a handlebar for most of the latter half of last year into Jan this year then got fed up with waxy lips so went back to the goatee.

I am in London at the moment...but will be in Vancouver next week and Toronto the week after...and possibly living in Vancouver in fall.